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ABOUT US

Erection Masters Ltd is a subsidiary of Chaos Holdings. We specialize in building fast, leaving early, and refusing all registered mail.

RESOURCES

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COMPLIANCE

BS EN ISO 9001 (Expired 1994)
Health & Safety (Optional)
Physics (Pending Appeal)

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Erection Masters Ltd is not responsible for spontaneous combustion, sudden acts of gods, or the discovery of brick dust in the foundation. All workers are technically classified as Test Subjects under some law.